Tomorrow I turn 50.


Gulp. Like Scarlett O’Hara said,  I won’t think about that today. I’ll think about that tomorrow. And I won’t think about it tomorrow either.

It’s just a number, right? Besides, I don’t know why I would want to hang on to my 40’s, because to be honest with you, they sucked. I won’t go into the variety of reasons why they sucked, but they did. My 30’s were a lot more fun.

So what’s a gal to do? Ignore the number and just press on. Ignore the AARP card that came in the mail the other day. Looking at the bright side, I still have 10 years until I’m sixty.

Oh crap…that just made me feel really sick. However, it’s better than the alternative….NOT turning 60.